I kick everyone out of bed and make them get dressed and assembled for school pictures. An opportunity to torture children with the camera would be a pity to pass up.
Alexei is in 5th this year and has an attitude to match.
Ibis is in 3rd and has mixed feelings about the whole thing.
Coral is starting kindergarten a year early and is an eager beaver.
Hobie is 20 months old and enjoys dumping toys on the floor and getting into the trashcan.
I have the brilliant idea of staggering the start times for each kid; in my mind I was envisioning kindergarten opening for business at 8:30, followed by 5th grade at 9:00 and 3rd grade at 9:15. It goes well for the first 5 or 6 seconds, until Hobie realizes there's no 20-month-old class.
I set him up with some crayons and paper for a brief respite from his screams while Coral works on her very first official math page.
She breezes through phonics and I get the big kids started on their math lessons; the new Go Math books are really awesome. Then Hobie decides that a brand new box of crayons is way better than a few stinky old half-chewed toddler crayons, and he almost has them. So close!
After a snack break, Ibis finishes math and science, Alexei enters plant and animal cell diagrams into his science journal, and Coral creates her very first self-portrait journal entry.
While Hobie raids the garbage can and finds a pudding cup tossed in at snack time. Mmmm, garbage....
Then the big kids try out their new Handwriting Without Tears books (liking it so far) while I chase Hobie around as he gleefully unfolds all of my freshly stacked laundry.
We are officially back in business.